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[centralfiction]

Ugh, what is it?

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[centralfiction]

not yet

why

[chaicatte]

[ Shit the moment she tells him he's gonna be obnoxious about it- ]

oh right

i got

something weird last night but its fine

[centralfiction]

[she's right but also nothing about that statement is alarming at all considering he saw a bunch of weirdos wandering around that looked like they'd been beaten within an inch of their lives this morning.]

What happened?

[chaicatte]

[ This is also why she doesn't try to go NEVERMIND and ignore her phone. ]

i got ears and a tail

if you laugh im kicking your ass

1/2

[centralfiction]

[Good thing this is over text because he is, in fact, laughing at her. Shamelessly.

How suspicious that his message is delayed, huh what do you know about that.]

[centralfiction]

damn that's wild.

[he paints a target on his back.]

[chaicatte]

[ This.

Bitch. ]

where are you

im coming over to kick your ass you piece of shit

[centralfiction]

I'm not telling you that lmao.

[He's at the park with the Friends cast.]

[chaicatte]

oh i see

you're scared

[ They both know that she can't do shit she's barely 5'0 but time to aggro him. ]

[centralfiction]

Yeah totally scared with all the 30 centimeters of height I have over you.

I just don't wanna deal with you right now.

[He says knowing damn well she'll grab him by the ear and drag his ass down.]

[chaicatte]

i told you i would kick your ass if you laughed and you did

so stop whining i warned you

[centralfiction]

How do you know I was laughing?

[bruh.]

[chaicatte]

well it helps that YOU JUST ADMITTED IT

[centralfiction]

[and he oop.]

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[chaicatte]

[ Don't you fucking leave her on read, Mercurisson.

Okay, you know what. She wasn't that fussed about expanding the effort, but she's absolutely petty enough to do so right now. And since she knows he's been camping...

Time to go to the park and track him down, luckily he sticks out with all that white hair. ]

[centralfiction]

[What is this feeling of oncoming dread he suddenly feels??

Well, he got a front row seat to knowing his situation isn't as fucked as some of the people at this Central Perk place, like goddamn. Of course out of the corner of his eye he did eventually spot Ajisai and tensed severely, throwing a hood over his ultra obvious hair.

If he stays really still maybe she won't see him...]

[chaicatte]

[ You cannot hide from her.

She sees him pull the hood up and decides... Y'know what, lets give him a false sense of security. Ajisai seems to go right past him, as if she didn't see him.

Then she waits. Waits until he thinks he can relax. And then she stalks closer, very much like the cat she looks like now -

- So she can grab that hood and yank it back. ]

Nice try, dickhead.

[centralfiction]

[Bold of you to think at any point he could relax.

But her plan did work either way and when his hood was pulled back he let out a yelp.]

Augh-- FUCK!

[chaicatte]

[ True the man has zero chill.

And now he gets a view of the cat lady glaring down at him, fluffy back ears pinned against her head. ]

You thought you could hide from me, huh? [ YANKS THAT HOOD AGAIN. ] Too bad you stick out like a neon sign!!

[centralfiction]

[Oh no but the ears look so soft and fluffy too because yes he was staring at them before she YANKED HIM AGAIN.]

OWOWOW. You're pulling my goddamn hair, could you let go already?! Jesus fucking Christ, lady!

[Well the Hot Goss Crew is getting two shows today apparently.]

[chaicatte]

[ They are very soft and fluffy, and she's mad about it. But she does let go of his hood now.

Only to slam her fist on the top of his head. Hopefully all the viewers are entertained by this mess. ]

Shut the hell up, you brought this upon yourself! That's what you get for laughing!!

[centralfiction]

OWWW.

[This is an absolute disaster that Ragna has no one to blame for but himself. He just tapped at the wall next to him because he's giving up please stop hitting him!!]

Alright, alright, sorry!! I'm sorry for laughing, okay?! Jesus...!

[chaicatte]

Good.

[ Since he's both tapped out and apologized, she will now grant him mercy and remove her fist. ]

That wasn't so hard, was it?

[centralfiction]

Ughhhh. [Grumble, grumble mean cat lady grumble... He's just going to rub his head now because owie.]

You could lighten up about it. [POT MEET KETTLE. But he sighed like someone who just got scolded for calling his sibling something rude.]

No... [If it'll get her off his ass he'll say that much. Those losers who reserve the same seats every day have been staring at them, but once it was clear the drama was over they continued back to their own shitty conversation about their disaster lives.

Meanwhile now Ragna was just staring at the ears again. He's a cat person, okay? Sue him.]

[chaicatte]

I don't wanna be told to "lighten up" from the guy who has the biggest stick up his ass.

[ SHE WILL DRAG HIM FOR THIS LIKE SHE DOES FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. But now that he agrees with her obviously great wisdom, she's much more pleased with herself - besides shooting the disaster squad a glare before they go back to their own shitty drama.

Meanwhile her new cat ears are perked upright, one of them flicking as she looks back at Ragna. And raising a brow at his staring. ]

... What.