Ragna the Bloodedge (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
centralfiction) wrote2023-10-05 10:41 pm
centralfiction) wrote2023-10-05 10:41 pm
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Ugh, what is it?
Perm AC
Ugh, what is it?
Perm AC
[she's right but also nothing about that statement is alarming at all considering he saw a bunch of weirdos wandering around that looked like they'd been beaten within an inch of their lives this morning.]
What happened?
What happened?
[Good thing this is over text because he is, in fact, laughing at her. Shamelessly.
How suspicious that his message is delayed, huh what do you know about that.]
How suspicious that his message is delayed, huh what do you know about that.]
damn that's wild.
[he paints a target on his back.]
[he paints a target on his back.]
I'm not telling you that lmao.
[He's at the park with the Friends cast.]
[He's at the park with the Friends cast.]
Yeah totally scared with all the 30 centimeters of height I have over you.
I just don't wanna deal with you right now.
[He says knowing damn well she'll grab him by the ear and drag his ass down.]
I just don't wanna deal with you right now.
[He says knowing damn well she'll grab him by the ear and drag his ass down.]
[ Don't you fucking leave her on read, Mercurisson.
Okay, you know what. She wasn't that fussed about expanding the effort, but she's absolutely petty enough to do so right now. And since she knows he's been camping...
Time to go to the park and track him down, luckily he sticks out with all that white hair. ]
Okay, you know what. She wasn't that fussed about expanding the effort, but she's absolutely petty enough to do so right now. And since she knows he's been camping...
Time to go to the park and track him down, luckily he sticks out with all that white hair. ]
[What is this feeling of oncoming dread he suddenly feels??
Well, he got a front row seat to knowing his situation isn't as fucked as some of the people at this Central Perk place, like goddamn. Of course out of the corner of his eye he did eventually spot Ajisai and tensed severely, throwing a hood over his ultra obvious hair.
If he stays really still maybe she won't see him...]
Well, he got a front row seat to knowing his situation isn't as fucked as some of the people at this Central Perk place, like goddamn. Of course out of the corner of his eye he did eventually spot Ajisai and tensed severely, throwing a hood over his ultra obvious hair.
If he stays really still maybe she won't see him...]
[ You cannot hide from her.
She sees him pull the hood up and decides... Y'know what, lets give him a false sense of security. Ajisai seems to go right past him, as if she didn't see him.
Then she waits. Waits until he thinks he can relax. And then she stalks closer, very much like the cat she looks like now -
- So she can grab that hood and yank it back. ]
Nice try, dickhead.
She sees him pull the hood up and decides... Y'know what, lets give him a false sense of security. Ajisai seems to go right past him, as if she didn't see him.
Then she waits. Waits until he thinks he can relax. And then she stalks closer, very much like the cat she looks like now -
- So she can grab that hood and yank it back. ]
Nice try, dickhead.
[Bold of you to think at any point he could relax.
But her plan did work either way and when his hood was pulled back he let out a yelp.]
Augh-- FUCK!
But her plan did work either way and when his hood was pulled back he let out a yelp.]
Augh-- FUCK!
[Oh no but the ears look so soft and fluffy too because yes he was staring at them before she YANKED HIM AGAIN.]
OWOWOW. You're pulling my goddamn hair, could you let go already?! Jesus fucking Christ, lady!
[Well the Hot Goss Crew is getting two shows today apparently.]
OWOWOW. You're pulling my goddamn hair, could you let go already?! Jesus fucking Christ, lady!
[Well the Hot Goss Crew is getting two shows today apparently.]
[ They are very soft and fluffy, and she's mad about it. But she does let go of his hood now.
Only to slam her fist on the top of his head. Hopefully all the viewers are entertained by this mess. ]
Shut the hell up, you brought this upon yourself! That's what you get for laughing!!
Only to slam her fist on the top of his head. Hopefully all the viewers are entertained by this mess. ]
Shut the hell up, you brought this upon yourself! That's what you get for laughing!!
OWWW.
[This is an absolute disaster that Ragna has no one to blame for but himself. He just tapped at the wall next to him because he's giving up please stop hitting him!!]
Alright, alright, sorry!! I'm sorry for laughing, okay?! Jesus...!
[This is an absolute disaster that Ragna has no one to blame for but himself. He just tapped at the wall next to him because he's giving up please stop hitting him!!]
Alright, alright, sorry!! I'm sorry for laughing, okay?! Jesus...!
Ughhhh. [Grumble, grumble mean cat lady grumble... He's just going to rub his head now because owie.]
You could lighten up about it. [POT MEET KETTLE. But he sighed like someone who just got scolded for calling his sibling something rude.]
No... [If it'll get her off his ass he'll say that much. Those losers who reserve the same seats every day have been staring at them, but once it was clear the drama was over they continued back to their own shitty conversation about their disaster lives.
Meanwhile now Ragna was just staring at the ears again. He's a cat person, okay? Sue him.]
You could lighten up about it. [POT MEET KETTLE. But he sighed like someone who just got scolded for calling his sibling something rude.]
No... [If it'll get her off his ass he'll say that much. Those losers who reserve the same seats every day have been staring at them, but once it was clear the drama was over they continued back to their own shitty conversation about their disaster lives.
Meanwhile now Ragna was just staring at the ears again. He's a cat person, okay? Sue him.]
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