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[centralfiction]

Ugh, what is it?

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late March | text

[threebetrayals]

Heads up that any rudeness at Shio is going to get you bit.

[centralfiction]

[????]

Okay?

Context??

[threebetrayals]

Be rude at my partner and I'll bite you. Seems pretty simple, Tsuki.

[centralfiction]

[WHAT.

...

...

....

... God, if it were anyone besides Shio, Ragna would be storming someone's door right now to threaten them not to hurt his cousin. Be glad, Shio.]

First off, you threatening to bite me is a day ending in y.

Second off, since when is he your partner??

[threebetrayals]

Officially? A few days ago.

[centralfiction]

Oh.

Well.

Good for you.

[Nailed it.]

Shio doesn't piss me off so that's already points in his favor. As long as he keeps that up I won't have any reason to catch an attitude with him.

[just say you trust shio with kuni like a normal person you git.]

[threebetrayals]

If you do, I'll bite you. Or he'll sit on you again. I have that photo saved to my phone~

[centralfiction]

Wow, another fucking day ending in y! What a goddamn surprise!

And delete that goddamn picture, you shitheel!!

[threebetrayals]

Make me, Tsuki~

[centralfiction]

You know damn well I will!

Also Johan's giving you a thumbs up over my shoulder.

[threebetrayals]

Thanks Johan.

And you won't~ All I have to do is either fly out of reach or tell your totally-not-boyfriend you're being an ass.

[centralfiction]

[.........

Shit.

Long.

Long.

Very Long Delay.]

yeah about that

[threebetrayals]

[. . .]

Tsuki.

[centralfiction]

Don't fucking start with me, Kunikaki.

[threebetrayals]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING MY COUSIN

[centralfiction]

SINCE LAST MONTH AND YOU THINK I CONSIDERED THE FUCKASS BLOOD AND NOT FAMILY TREE WHEN I PICKED THAT ONE??

[threebetrayals]

SHUT UP TSUKI

I told you almost right away! And it's been a MONTH. At least Harumasa has an excuse, he's sick!

[centralfiction]

Yeah, and guess what I fucking had BEFORE you told me!!

[the feelings.]

This is exactly why I didn't fucking tell you! I'm trying not to think too damn hard about that part and you're the one who brought it up this time anyway!!

[why are they like this]

[threebetrayals]

That's not the point and you know it, Tsuki. Whatever. What about the video store owner he was mooning over just as badly?

[centralfiction]

Well, he's polyamorous, so...

[threebetrayals]

And has two hands?

[centralfiction]

Pretty much.

[more than ragna has technically--]

[threebetrayals]

And do you like her? Platonically, it's pretty obvious you're gay as hell.